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Old May 18th, 2011 #2
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If your narcissistic little self needs a quick beauty pick me up.... Try this!

This should be read with a Valley Girl accent... Perhaps I'll record something later

Kind of hard to read:
"Let more of the oohs, the aahs, and the OH MY GOSH you look fabulous with your SELF BEAUTY ELIXIR.

Renew your inner beauty with a sexy blend of exotic berries, botanical extracts, nutrients, and antioxidants.

Nothing should stand between you and a radiant glow, because it's all about YOU!"


This little drink holds a lot of promises at only fifty cents a can.