A few new Periodic Table elements of late;
Israelium; Most noxious substance known. Skunk spray is 1.911% Israelium.
Ignominium; Kanada UberGruppenFurher Harper wears an invisible Halo made of the stuff.
Incontium; Levels of Incontium rise late in life hence the need for Depends and Poise undergarments.
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