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Old March 25th, 2020 #2513
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This is a somewhat older joke but you'll figure it out...

A reporter sees a Chinaman, a Russian, an American, and an Israeli on a street corner. He asks, "Could you tell me your opinion of the meat shortage, please?"

The Chinaman: What's "opinion"?
The Russian: What's "meat"?
The American: What's "shortage"?
The Israeli: What's "please"?