What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's the difference between a jew and Santa?
Santa goes down the chimney!
A cop asks a nigger:
- Can you legitimate yourself?
- Is this because I’m black?
