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Old June 25th, 2009 #25
Myles
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Default I just want to be first to declare...

It's all just a massive hoax. Michael was tired of public pressure and engineered this to gain some privacy. He's probably somewhere in the Caribbean, sipping cocktails with Elvis and Jim Morrison while laughing at the news reports.
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