[Alex Linder]

glutinous (when icky gooey messy won't do, this sub will take their place. since writing is a form of music, and since anything can be said a million ways, many times word choice will be dictated by the number of syllables you require)
englutinate (grandiloquent for 'swallow,' this word just makes me happy, and i use it as often as old people gulp metamucil)
menagerie (the purpose of writing is to bejubilate the winsome and destroy the destructive - dummies and their stupidity. this is most often done by comparing them to animals; any collection of people you don't like is an undeclared zoo, as far as you're concerned, and you're playing undead Steve Irwin to it. "Look at these little blighters! Me thumb is experiencing a powerful itch to explore the inward side of their cloacas, ostensibly to sex them (in the non niggery sense of the term, (as far as you know)!)