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Old December 9th, 2010 #611
Karl Lueger
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Originally Posted by Soldatul Vostru View Post
You heard the kike, we need more jew jokes.
The American banker Otto Kahn was Jewish by birth but had converted to Christianity.
One day he was walking with a hunchbacked friend as they passed a synagogue.
"You know, I used to be a Jew," Kahn said.
"And I used to be a hunchback," his friend replied.

A mother goes into her son's room. "You've got to get up for school Bernie."
Bernie pulls the blankets over his head. "I don't want to go to school."
"But you have to," his mother said.
"I don't want to. The teachers don't like me and all the kids make fun of me."
Mother pulls the blanket back a little,
"Bernie, you don't have any choice. You've got to get up for school."
"Yeah," say Bernie, "Give me one good reason!"
"You're 52 years old and you're the principal."

A medieval Jew once prophesied to the king that his favourite mistress would soon die.
Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.
The king was outraged with the Jew, certain that his prophesy had brought about the woman's death.
Summoning the Jew he demanded,
"When will you die?"
The Jew realised that the king was planning to kill him whatever answer he gave, so he replied,
"I only know that whenever I die, the king will die 3 days later."
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