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Old January 3rd, 2009 #16
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
- He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
- I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.

In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
- In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
- In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.


A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him:
- You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
- I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...


- There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
- Warden.