heres a couple from me.....
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
(insert weak drum roll here)