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Old February 24th, 2013 #221
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I took my dog to Centerlink today and asked it to be put on the Dole. The attendent behind the counter Said "I can't give the dole to your dog sir!". I exclaimed "why not? He's Brown , smelly and can't speak any English". The man behind the counter's face lit up and said " Allright! The payment will be in the account on monday"!
 
Old February 24th, 2013 #222
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I took my dog to Centerlink today and asked it to be put on the Dole. The attendent behind the counter Said "I can't give the dole to your dog sir!". I exclaimed "why not? He's Brown , smelly and can't speak any English". The man behind the counter's face lit up and said " Allright! The payment will be in the account on monday"!
Funny, but this is not the thread for that:

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Old February 25th, 2013 #223
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DON'T BUY THIS PRODUCT Review by Geo

This products is not worth buying I bought these home buttons and I put one of them on my iPhone 5 then I wanted to take it off because it scratched a lot I thought it would not scratch because it said it was scratch resistant then I tried taking it off and it was really hard to take off then when I finally took it off as I was looking around the home button it looked like the spigen aluminum home button has actually scratched the home button of my iPhone 5 and I am really mad that it scratched it also I have this product on my iPad 3 and also my iPad mini so I don't know if the real home got scratched on my iPad 3 and my iPad mini also the spigen alumnium home buttons on them has gotten scratched on daily use.
 
Old March 3rd, 2013 #224
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The driver was a black woman.

 
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The driver was a black woman.

A "Boston Celtics" fan? Only in Amurrkah would they have a nigger team named the "Celtics."
 
Old March 3rd, 2013 #226
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A "Boston Celtics" fan? Only in Amurrkah would they have a nigger team named the "Celtics."
The "Celtics" image projects an unfounded ethnic stereotype that I find to be offensive and hurtful and which has a chilling effect on my ability to enjoy niggerball!



and I'm not even a drunken mick.
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Old March 6th, 2013 #228
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Old March 27th, 2013 #232
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Resurrection eggs

Teaching Kids About Easter in a Fun and Relvant Way!
What's with the monkey paw? Some kind of ancient voodoo ritual?
 
Old March 28th, 2013 #233
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Old March 29th, 2013 #234
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Old March 29th, 2013 #235
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That should be the thumbnail for this thread, it fits on so many levels.
 
Old March 29th, 2013 #236
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That should be the thumbnail for this thread, it fits on so many levels.
The nail polish is what is most hilarious. Now that's optimism.
 
Old March 29th, 2013 #237
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The nail polish is what is most hilarious. Now that's optimism.
I was looking hard to see signs of photoshopping, but it's real.
 
Old March 29th, 2013 #238
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I think this one might be sarcasm, but maybe not.
 
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Old April 6th, 2013 #240
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