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biocultural Realpolitik
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April 6th, 2005 | #2 |
Formerly Cowboy Zeke
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Man Lies in bed, he is awoken by some rukus. We see the clock reads 3am. He pulls away the drapes to reveal a bunch of rowdy blacks out in the street blasting their music, and screaming.
Announcer : "Has this ever happened to you? It's the middle of the night and you have to go to work tomorrow, but unwanted diversity is keeping you up." Man groans 'god dammit'. Announcer : "But what is a person to do, when confronted with a neighborhood full of your ekkuls?" Man Murmurs / Groans groggy : Idunknow... He puts pillow over head. Announcer, well do we have the solution for you! Introducing the easy all in one "symphonic pimp repellant". Symphonic pimp repellant appears. We see the Man the next morning reading instruction manual and installing a system of speakers, and placing a copy of Mozart on the platter of a turntable. Announcer; With easy installation and a simple application regimine, your problems is as good as gone. Scene changes three times to see that music is being played at 8 in the morning, (before he goes to work and whatnot), last of three scenes shows blacks moving out of neigborhood, with shit strapped to their cars, looking all pissed off, 'For Sale' sign is on house. Man looks proud and happy as they do this. Again, 3am, Man wakes up, but it is only the crickets. (Not moon crickets). He sighs a sigh of relief and goes back to bed. Symphonic Pimp Repellant, for that long lasting peace. |
April 6th, 2005 | #3 |
Returned
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LOL! More of this!
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April 12th, 2005 | #4 | |
Anti-anti-antisemite
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How is the faithful city become an harlot! It was full of judgment: righteousness lodged in it, but now murderers. Thy silver is become dross, thy wine mixed with water. Thy princes are rebellious, and companions of thieves: every one loveth gifts, and followeth after rewards. Xian WN! "The Jew can only be understood if it is known what he strives for: ... the destruction of the world.... [it is] the tragedy of Lucifer." Holy-Hoax Exposed, Hollow-Cost Examined, How Low Cost? (toons) |
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