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Old January 2nd, 2019 #1
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Default New Years Pyongyang nationalistic celebration. Return of Moranbong!

So North Korea hosts an outdoor celebration for new years in Kim IL Sung Square. Anyway the return of MORANBONG! It was cold in the single digits though do they're wearing soviet looking hats and coats. Looks like they're freezing. End of the video is their performances. Look really cute.

Little cuties need a capitalist to keep them warm.

 
Old January 2nd, 2019 #3
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Gooks are so fucking wierd.
 
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Gooks are so fucking wierd.
Yea, if you look at programming in Asia it's certainly odd. Especially Japan. Really strange stuff.

Moranbong band is trying to copy western pop though and does a great job as seen in this latest performance.

One thing for sure is they're cute the way they perform. Most Asian women are ugly but places like Korea do have some pale skin whiteish looking ones minus the chink eyes.

I mean just something about these chicks are cute though. I mean, these Moranbong girls look like they'd be whacky in bed! Some say Asian girls are hypersexed.

Also, North Korea on the DMZ loudspeakers used to have James Dresnok recordings as propaganda trying to entice US servicemen to cross over because there are plenty of good looking girls in North Korea for them.
 
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Its just a shame one of their shitty satellites didn't come crashing down in a fiery ball and wipe them out
 
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Can we call it quits on the race-mixing cuck bull shit already?
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Can we call it quits on the race-mixing cuck bull shit already?
Wasn't talking about race mixing LOL. Just about their music
 
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Its just a shame one of their shitty satellites didn't come crashing down in a fiery ball and wipe them out
Imagine if that satellite they launched a few years back could be used for an EMP on the west coast like Hollyweird. Last song was about The Marshal, Kim Jong Un praising him. It would be like JLo doing a song fluffing Trump.
 
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Wasn't talking about race mixing LOL. Just about their music
From the guy who said he would make frauleins "three hole girls." Yeah, whatever
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From the guy who said he would make frauleins "three hole girls." Yeah, whatever
Well year, I would with a German chick. White babies!
 
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Well year, I would with a German chick. White babies!
Apparently you don't know what the other two holes are.
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Apparently you don't know what the other two holes are.
LOL. Everyone does it.
 
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Apparently you don't know what the other two holes are.
North Korea does have a law against "capitalist sexual behavior." Seriously.
 
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So you can still go on a tour of North Korea, but if you're a kwan you can't enter the country via China because China wont let you.

Young Pioneer Tours the one that Otto uses is a popular one. They take tourist to the New Years even concert. If I could go on one of those tours I could then see Moranbong in person! Hell, hopefully I could meet the Moranbong girls.

Is that against some obscure North Korean law for a kwan to meet someone like that and possibly hit on them too?
 
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You can't say all the women in North Korea are ugly. She might be a chink but you have to admit this gal is very pretty. She is a tour guide for the USS Pueblo museum. If I went on a tour of that and hit on those tour guides would they admire it from a capitalist? The tour guides for the war museum are women.



 
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If I went on a tour of that and hit on those tour guides would they admire it from a capitalist? The tour guides for the war museum are women.
....and you'd end up like Otto Warm-Beer. Or worse.
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Wasn't talking about race mixing LOL. Just about their music
NOT strictly true; you`re ALWAYS going on about how you want to "bone" them!


(Unless of course you`re admitting to ORIENTAL blood!)
 
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....and you'd end up like Otto Warm-Beer. Or worse.
How can you end up like Otto? He ended up tortured and dead.

Here is a recap of their New Year's Eve performance. Glad to see Jo Kuk-hyang still with the band.

https://morandisco.wordpress.com/2019-01-01/

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How can you end up like Otto? He ended up tortured and dead.
If you're a Westerner, you better be on your best behavior in NK. "Hitting" on their women is a really terrible idea. Just saying.
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