This site section's dire shortage of natives of Britain who are of decent and refined character

[Mick Walker]

Originally Posted by John Trent

By the way, Jews are a racial group as well as a religious group. Everyone who uses this site needs to be aware of this.

Jews are not a true lifeform and never be regarded as one!!!

[John Trent]

Originally Posted by Mick Walker

Jews are not a true lifeform and never be regarded as one!!!

What classification do you believe is appropriate for them?

[Paul Anthony]

[Paul Morris]

Lord Trent,
Were you conceived in the back of a Datsun 120Y?

[Paul Anthony]

OZZY OSBOURNE - "Road to Nowhere" (Official Video)

OZZY OSBOURNE - "Road to Nowhere" (Official Video)

[Paul Anthony]

Come back 'Brother John' where ever you are.. Please!! Don't go!!

[John Trent]

I very strongly take the stance that those who abuse sites such as these (for example, clogging up the threads with very childish and very vulgar posts) should be perceived as enemy. They are just as deserving of extreme hostility as leftists, Zionists and the other aggressor types are. They are vile scum of the Earth. Everyone should add them to the ignore list. I certainly have done so. The world would be a better place without these vermin.

One of these types claims to be a BNP activist, or something along those lines. Of course. Very plausible. Ha ha.

[Paul Anthony]

The Hooker: "You are keen, my lord, you are keen."

Lord Trent: "It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge. An Anne farthing is all you shall recieve!"

[Hugo Böse]

Originally Posted by John Trent

Blimming- A polite alternative to "bloody" and "bleedin'". Akin to "bloomin'" when used in conversation.
Brolly- umbrella
Cor- an expression of interest and admiration or surprise
Diddums- something you say to show that you feel no sympathy for someone who is behaving like a child:
Doddle- something that is easy to do
Dosh- money
Minging- stinking
Naff- not stylish or fashionable
Skew-whiff- sloping instead of straight, or wrongly positioned
Skint- having no money
Lovely jubbly- Lovely; great, fantastic.
Naff / naffed / naffing off- used to rudely tell someone to go away because they are annoying you

Had to look these up, otherwise I understand you dirty islanders pretty well.

[John Trent]

Originally Posted by Hugo Böse

Had to look these up.

During the process of creating the lists, I also had to investigate the meanings of a significant number of them. I am sick of being confused by what U.K. conformists say. I am also sick of foreigners having any ammunition to ridicule the British people. Intolerable!

[John Trent]

Originally Posted by Hugo Böse

Had to look these up, otherwise I understand you dirty islanders pretty well.

Well, I would rather be a "dirty islander" than a more vulnerable, annoying-sounding and aesthetically inferior continental type. This would not be a difficult choice for me.

[Paul Anthony]

Karl Pilkington on the Atomic Bomb

Karl Pilkington on the Atomic Bomb

[John Trent]

I had a terrible scare earlier. I thought that my beautiful site had been terminated. I was relieved to learn that the website creation platform was merely malfunctioning for a short period. I know all the decent people on this site, along with many others across the world, would be devastated by such a loss. I know, I know, imagining a world without that site. It does not bear thinking about!

[Paul Anthony]

I looked at your 'survival Man Amazing' website 'Brother John,' but I didn't see any informantion there about wearing corona masks during the love making process?! This should NOT be overlooked and should be taken VERY seriously!

[Paul Morris]

Originally Posted by John Trent

I had a terrible scare earlier. I thought that my beautiful site had been terminated. I was relieved to learn that the website creation platform was merely malfunctioning for a short period. I know all the decent people on this site, along with many others across the world, would be devastated by such a loss. I know, I know, imagining a world without that site. It does not bear thinking about!

Here's an idea John: why don't you start charging viewers for your super duper website? A bit like porn sites!

Even better John, have you thought about creating an OnlyFans profile? No, I'm not suggesting you take your kit off (lol), but I bet punters would be happy to pay to see your face. You would then have enough money to finally move out of your mother's bedroom!

[John Trent]

People who think any of my language, stances, attitudes, aspirations or assertions are too extreme, I find them funny and adorable.

Calling me crazy has no effect on me, unless you can provide an accurate and detailed explanation of how I am so. If I were given £1 for every time I had been called crazy, I would be well-off.

[Paul Morris]

It’s ok John. None of us think you’re crazy.

[Paul Morris]

The Churchill dog after being fondled by Sir John Trent:

[John Trent]

Britain is in dire need of a social and cultural overhaul (ideally orchestrated by me). The behaviours and dispositions of several U.K. site users reinforce this. This site is one of the last places such vile attitudes and stances should be found.

[Paul Anthony]

I was worried you might have gone and taken a bath with the toaster!! I'm just glad you're alright!!!