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Old October 7th, 2022 #1
Jerry Abbott
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Default The Amish Man and the Jew

The Amish Man and the Jew

Once upon a time, a hungry Amish man came to the doorstep of a Jew and knocked upon the door. The door opened and the Jewish man said, "Vell? Vat do you vant?" The Amish man said he was very hungry and asked if he might have some food. The Jew said, "Sure, sure," grabbed a bag of Doritos, tossed it at the Amish man, and slammed the door shut.

As it happened, several weeks later the Jew was walking along the roadside after being jokingly kidnapped and stranded in the middle of the next county by a group of naughty black homosexuals. He stopped at the door of a house, being very hungry, and knocked for attention. The door opened, and it was the Amish man. Not recognizing him at first, the Jew begged for food. The Amish man said, "Certainly, one moment..." The door closed.

An instant later six muscular Amish men, wearing working clothes, appeared in the back yard with lumber and nails, and in two or three minutes had built a trestle table of the kind you find in all the better public parks. After they were finished, they ran off in high spirits, talking merrily about the next chore they were going to do.

Then the Amish man's wife and daughters came out bearing plates, eating utensils, and two huge covered platters. A delicious aroma began to fill the area. The Jew thought he was in Heaven. "Sit and eat," suggested the Amish man.

The Jew sat down in front of a plate, reaching for the cover of the largest platter. Removing it, he saw staring at him a perfectly done roast suckling pig, complete with an apple in its mouth. The Jew groaned because his religion forbade him to eat pork. Then he removed the cover of the other platter—and found a bag of Doritos.
 
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