(#1 Jokes thread) Jokes, Humor - funny pictures...yust put it. - Page 82

Roy Wagahuski · March 18th, 2013

littlefieldjohn · March 18th, 2013

KNOCK-KNOCK

There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said: "Beats the bejeebers out of me! Nobody ever let me in before."

***varg*** · March 18th, 2013

Breanna · March 18th, 2013

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

littlefieldjohn · March 18th, 2013

Breanna · March 18th, 2013

Shining - An all new romantic comedy - YouTube

WILLY WONKA - Recut Horror Trailer - YouTube

Zenos · March 19th, 2013

Hans Norling · March 20th, 2013

Ahem... need a drink methinks.

littlefieldjohn · March 20th, 2013

***varg*** · March 21st, 2013

Nigga stole my bike

littlefieldjohn · March 21st, 2013

***varg*** · March 22nd, 2013

Went through TXC's neighborhood and came across a tumbleweave.

Breanna · March 22nd, 2013

littlefieldjohn · March 22nd, 2013

Soldatul Vostru · March 22nd, 2013

Translation:

Smoking is strictly prohibited.

Your lives are of no value
but gasoline is fucking expensive.

N.M. Valdez · March 22nd, 2013

Soldatul Vostru · March 24th, 2013

Brooklyn Rick · March 24th, 2013

..........

Soldatul Vostru · March 24th, 2013

Zenos · March 25th, 2013

March 18th, 2013	#1621
Roy Wagahuski professional critter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: under your bed Posts: 1,618	__________________ "Don't underestimate the power of 'evil.' ... The fact is, 'evil' makes women horny and men curious. Use those to further the cause."
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March 18th, 2013	#1622
littlefieldjohn Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 8,105	KNOCK-KNOCK There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?" He said: "Beats the bejeebers out of me! Nobody ever let me in before."
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March 18th, 2013	#1623
*varg* ... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9,708
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March 18th, 2013	#1624
Breanna Eternal Glory Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,611	I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. __________________ Make your short life immortal.
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March 18th, 2013	#1625
littlefieldjohn Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 8,105
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March 19th, 2013	#1627
Zenos Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,514
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March 20th, 2013	#1628
Hans Norling Randomly mutated kveldúlfr Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,095	Ahem... need a drink methinks.

March 20th, 2013	#1629
littlefieldjohn Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 8,105

March 21st, 2013	#1630
*varg* ... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9,708	Nigga stole my bike
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March 21st, 2013	#1631
littlefieldjohn Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 8,105
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March 22nd, 2013	#1632
*varg* ... Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9,708	Went through TXC's neighborhood and came across a tumbleweave.
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March 22nd, 2013	#1633
Breanna Eternal Glory Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,611	__________________ Make your short life immortal.

March 22nd, 2013	#1634
littlefieldjohn Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 8,105
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March 22nd, 2013	#1635
Soldatul Vostru Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Wrong Parallel Universe Posts: 3,499	Translation: Smoking is strictly prohibited. Your lives are of no value but gasoline is fucking expensive.
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March 24th, 2013	#1637
Soldatul Vostru Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Wrong Parallel Universe Posts: 3,499	Animale
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March 24th, 2013	#1638
Brooklyn Rick Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Northwest Montana Posts: 687	.......... __________________ Sine Timore Last edited by Brooklyn Rick; April 2nd, 2015 at 10:36 PM.
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March 24th, 2013	#1639
Soldatul Vostru Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Wrong Parallel Universe Posts: 3,499

March 25th, 2013	#1640
Zenos Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,514
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