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Old March 18th, 2013 #1621
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"Don't underestimate the power of 'evil.' ... The fact is, 'evil' makes women horny and men curious. Use those to further the cause."
 
Old March 18th, 2013 #1622
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KNOCK-KNOCK

There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said: "Beats the bejeebers out of me! Nobody ever let me in before."
 
Old March 18th, 2013 #1623
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Old March 18th, 2013 #1624
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Old March 18th, 2013 #1625
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Old March 19th, 2013 #1627
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Old March 20th, 2013 #1628
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Ahem... need a drink methinks.

 
Old March 20th, 2013 #1629
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Old March 21st, 2013 #1630
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Nigga stole my bike
 
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Old March 22nd, 2013 #1632
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Went through TXC's neighborhood and came across a tumbleweave.

 
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Old March 22nd, 2013 #1635
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Translation:

Smoking is strictly prohibited.

Your lives are of no value
but gasoline is fucking expensive.
 
Old March 22nd, 2013 #1636
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I don't know what the truth is, and have said as much.
 
Old March 24th, 2013 #1637
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Old March 24th, 2013 #1638
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