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Old February 20th, 2013 #21
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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? The canoe tips.

What do you call a nigger with an I.Q. of 50? Gifted

What do you call a nigger with an I.Q. of 150? Tribe

What's the difference between a nigger and a tire? The tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What do you call a nigger in a suit? defendant

Why do nigger noses have those big round nostrils? So they can get their fingers in them, and have some thing to pick in the off season.

What do you call a nigger hitchhiker? Stranded.

Do you know why they only had 3,500 mexicans at the alamo? They only had 6 pickup trucks.
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Old February 20th, 2013 #22
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More on the pizza thing. I'm here all night.

What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
People like to see pizzas in restaurants.

What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizzas smell good

What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
You don't have to put a gun to my head to get me to eat pizza.

What is the difference between a kike and a pizza?
I'd vote for a pizza.

What is the difference between a spic and a pizza?
The pizza has car insurance.

How are pizzas like niggers?
The longer you have to wait for 'em, the blacker they are.

Did you hear about the kike calzone that had nose surgery? He tried to pass as a pizza.

What is the difference between a kike and a pizza?
The pizza will let you read a Talmud.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #23
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Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
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Old February 21st, 2013 #24
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More on the pizza thing. I'm here all night.

What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
People like to see pizzas in restaurants.

What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizzas smell good

What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
You don't have to put a gun to my head to get me to eat pizza.

What is the difference between a kike and a pizza?
I'd vote for a pizza.

What is the difference between a spic and a pizza?
The pizza has car insurance.

How are pizzas like niggers?
The longer you have to wait for 'em, the blacker they are.

Did you hear about the kike calzone that had nose surgery? He tried to pass as a pizza.

What is the difference between a kike and a pizza?
The pizza will let you read a Talmud.
I don't know why, but these are cracking me up!

Bump this thread for the fact that everyone's posts were better comedy than the cunts on MSNBC!
 
Old February 21st, 2013 #25
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From the days of my youth decades ago:

What's black and yellow and a crying shame?
A busload of niggers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

What's black-yellow-white, black-yellow-white, black-yellow-white?
A nigger and a seagull rolling down the boardwalk fighting over a french fry.
 
Old February 21st, 2013 #26
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What is the difference between pizzas and niggers?
Pizzas don't buy niggers with EBT cards.

What is the difference between pizzas and kikes?
Pizza have paid me overtime.

What is the difference between pizzas and spics?
Pizzas can graduate high school.
 
Old February 24th, 2013 #27
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Default Laugh At This MSNBC!

A few more:

How many Jews can you get into a Volkswagen Beetle?
Does anyone know the correct figure?

Question: What goes "click" 5,999,999 times and then "ding"?
Answer: A Jewish cash register.

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Here's one for those "cutting-edge" MSNBC fistulae:

Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A: A jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.


 
Old February 24th, 2013 #28
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It was MSNBC that poked fun of the White GeNOcide petitions to the White House quite recently.
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Old February 24th, 2013 #29
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I'll take my try at some race jokes... lets see.

Whats the difference between a white girl with a nigger and the cow shit on the bottom of my boot?

Nothing.
 
Old February 25th, 2013 #30
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How many Jews can you get into a Volkswagen Beetle?
Does anyone know the correct figure?
About four in the ashtray.
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Old February 25th, 2013 #31
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About four in the ashtray.
Wrong. About six million in the ashtray.
 
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