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Old February 20th, 2013 #1
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"Maybe race jokes are the place where we can actually talk about race?" Harris-Perry asked her guests.
Her panel of guests, which consisted of a mixture of social commentators, academicians and comedians, agreed. They noted that humor is an effective tool to broach politically incorrect topics, like Islamophobia.
Harris-Perry lamented that comedian Dave Chappelle was not around in the way he was in the Bush years, because he possesses the ability to deconstruct race in a way that few others can.
At this point, the guests decided to try out some of their best racial material. Comedian Dean Obeidallah said that one of his best jokes about race poked fun at white people. He said that when whites become a minority in the United States, they can look forward to having a month to celebrate their heritage -- or maybe just a week. "Whitey week," Obeidallah suggested.
Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead chimed in with something a little more edgy: "It would have been kind of fun to see Herman Cain as the presidential nominee, because there would have been mass suicides in the Klan," Winstead said to the groans of her fellow panelists.
University of Pennsylvania Professor Anthea Butler offered her joke, in which she poked fun at her days in grad school when she and most of her fellow students were impoverished. "If a black person said they were broke, it meant that they had negative in their bank account," Butler began. "A white person says they're broke, we never believed them, because it meant that they had $500 in their bank account. They don't know the meaning of being broke."

Butler's joke brought the house down in the MSNBC studios.

Finally, Harris-Perry got into the act. In her joke, a young, Jewish man brings three women home to his mother and asks her to determine which woman he will be marrying. After talking to all of the women, the mother correctly identifies her son's bride on the first try. When the son asks how she accomplished this feat, the mother replies, "I don't like her."

On the whole, Harris-Perry deserves the most accolades for taking a chance. She made, at least, a genuine ethnic joke. By embracing a premise which exposed her to criticism (in the way that making fun of white people does not), her exposure made the joke that much more impactful. Harris-Perry's audience wanted her to succeed because they understand inherently that she has subjected herself to a greater blowback if her joke were to fail or her premise to overreach.

Strange that a room full of joke writers would fail to acknowledge this broadly understood principle of humor writing. For MSNBC, however, where there is a premium on being the most politically correct person in the room, it is an heartening sign to see this mutiny against neutral, acceptable, and thoroughly boring speech.

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Old February 20th, 2013 #2
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The clip above is edited to save time. Here's the full video, it's essentially the same anti-white garbage.

MSNBC Panel Delivers Their Best RACE JOKES - YouTube
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #3
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Edgy stuff.

A few were mocking whites being genocided, the other one was about a jewish mother hating their son's choices in women.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #4
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"And white women will finally be exotic!" says the white man.

That was just foolish... as if white women don't get enough unwanted attention as it is, or are somehow less desirable until they're a small minority? It is difficult as it is avoiding the advances of African men/others. We will have to go out in disguise like the women in Sweden to be safe.

And how can you be exotic by definition when you originate from that land? Perhaps they should just use the word alien rather than exotic, as the way things are going, white countries will be fantasy lands from the history books.

Ah... now that thought has made me feel terribly depressed.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #5
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They think they're being edgy and un-PC, stupid idiots, making fun of white people is the most PC thing there is. Tell nigger jokes and then I'll be impressed.

And god is that woman ugly.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #6
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^ keeping with their 'race joke' theme...

 
Old February 20th, 2013 #7
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^ keeping with their 'race joke' theme...

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From what I hear , unleashed 'kwa niggers chasing after another species is very similar to how gorillas and chimps in Africa are always trying to get at and screw female niggers over there.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #8
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From what I hear , unleashed 'kwa niggers chasing after another species is very similar to how gorillas and chimps in Africa are always trying to get at and screw the nigger females over there.
And infants. Don't you know.....A virgin cures A.I D.S.?
 
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And infants. Don't you know.....A virgin cures A.I D.S.?
Someone suggested getting the rumor circulating among the nigs that humping a jewess cures it.

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Someone suggested getting the rumor circulating among the nigs that screwing a jewess cures it.
We can only hope.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #11
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Someone suggested getting the rumor circulating among the nigs that screwing a jewess cures it.
Unfortunately nigs don't know from jews.
In Toby's mind "jewess" is synonymous with "White chick".
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Old February 20th, 2013 #12
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Unfortunately nigs don't know from jews.
In Toby's mind "jewess" is synonymous with "White chick".
Itz all in the training.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #13
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Butler's joke that "brought the house down" as they say is actually a Chris Rock monologue.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #14
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Mexican?

One is flat, round, and greasy, and one is delicious.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Black man?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

THANKS GUISE ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #15
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I love the pizza joke thing. Once I got really blotto and was hugging the floor and I started making new "pizza" jokes that I liked to calm myself down.

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
I don't get upset when I see a White person walking with a pizza.

What is the difference between a pizza and a kike?
There aren't any pizzas on the Federal Reserve.

What is the difference between a spic and a pizza?
You cut the pizza, the pizza doesn't cut you.

What is the difference between a pizza and a gook?
I'd marry a pizza.

Look, I'm not saying these are home runs, but I'm trying.
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #16
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

THANKS GUISE ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK


See the one peeping out of the oven?
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #17
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Ever hear the one about the Heeb and the hotel towels?
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #18
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MSNBC looks like a kosher kafeteria:

Scroll down to the portion that says "MSNBC".
 
Old February 20th, 2013 #19
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Here's one for those "cutting-edge" MSNBC fistulae:

Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A: A jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.


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Here's one for those "cutting-edge" MSNBC fistulae:

Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A: A jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.


Schmuely in your avatar is grinning ear-to-ear at that one.
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