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Old February 8th, 2014 #1
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Man Responsible For Olympic Ring Mishap Found Dead In Sochi

February 8th, 2014The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Russia was found dead today.According to local reports the body of T. Borris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

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Old February 8th, 2014 #2
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If I were on the Russian hockey team, I would be very worried about losing.
 
Old February 9th, 2014 #3
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If I was a smart person reading this story I would be very worried that this story was American propaganda. Let's see if who picks up this story and runs with it.
 
Old February 9th, 2014 #4
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Satire. (That means - didn't happen.)
 
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