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Old 2 Weeks Ago #41
Jeffrey Smither
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Reach out to rocket man, I'll kick in some cash for your trip Jeffrey.

That would be a fuckin hoot, a member of this forum guest of the NK communist party being feted by dozens of gook women.

Thing is, if you were ever even really able to make the fantasy trip to Poon-yang I think you would likely be arrested at the airport as an enemy of the people and chucked in the hoosegow and fed rotted fish heads and rice once or twice daily, not Kobe beef.

And after the daily beatings to extract your confession as a spy that would sooner than later bear fruit, you would say whatever they wanted you to say and you might get to spend the rest of your life isolated and imprisoned somewhere in their version of the Hanoi Hilton, not Pleasure Island.

"Our" government would disown your ass after reading your rants online, you would be forgotten except by a few members of VNNF forum who would likely mention you in a gook joke or two once in a blue moon. Burial would be in the prison's small corner for baegin (white foreigner) in an unmarked grave.


That sound about right bro?
You could always say you went there to teach them about National Socialism.
 
Old 2 Weeks Ago #42
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Reach out to rocket man, I'll kick in some cash for your trip Jeffrey.

That would be a fuckin hoot, a member of this forum guest of the NK communist party being feted by dozens of gook women.

Thing is, if you were ever even really able to make the fantasy trip to Poon-yang I think you would likely be arrested at the airport as an enemy of the people and chucked in the hoosegow and fed rotted fish heads and rice once or twice daily, not Kobe beef.

And after the daily beatings to extract your confession as a spy that would sooner than later bear fruit, you would say whatever they wanted you to say and you might get to spend the rest of your life isolated and imprisoned somewhere in their version of the Hanoi Hilton, not Pleasure Island.

"Our" government would disown your ass after reading your rants online, you would be forgotten except by a few members of VNNF forum who would likely mention you in a gook joke or two once in a blue moon. Burial would be in the prison's small corner for baegin (white foreigner) in an unmarked grave.


That sound about right bro?
Why does our government hate WN/NS so much?
 
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Garrett has a point, Jeff--you might be better off contacting these girls than run the risk of arrest and imprisonment in the Pyongyang Hilton and ending up like Otto Warmbier:

North Korea's all-female fan club dress up in military uniforms and recreate songs by Kim Jong-un's favourite pop band

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...-club-11454430

They're Japanese girls, not Korean. I think the same ones in your Moranbong hat photo. They've been getting a lot of hate on social media, so a kind word from you might make their day.
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Garrett has a point, Jeff--you might be better off contacting these girls than run the risk of arrest and imprisonment in the Pyongyang Hilton and ending up like Otto Warmbier:

North Korea's all-female fan club dress up in military uniforms and recreate songs by Kim Jong-un's favourite pop band

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...-club-11454430

They're Japanese girls, not Korean. I think the same ones in your Moranbong hat photo. They've been getting a lot of hate on social media, so a kind word from you might make their day.
Only that one jap in that group is hot looking I think. It's too bad the actual Moranbong band doesn't have a facebook, twitter or any means to directly contact them. If so I would be just all over Jo Kuk-hyang.

And in that same link it links to the story about the Marshal ordering the execution of 340. What goes on in that guys mind?

The girl in that video on the far right is hot. The others not so much. Maybe she's like Jo Kuk-hyang.
 
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