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September 5th, 2011 | #101 |
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Clinton Portishead @JohnnyDrinky
I've been banned twice for trying to bring DS funny (you know, offensive) into Jezebel comments. The groupthink going on there is outstandingly Orwellian. Also, not only do they all love sex, they all have impossibly large breasts (seriously, read the comments on anything to do with bras or surgery or life). |
September 6th, 2011 | #102 |
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Today's word is................. Fluctuations
"I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you jews, too" |
September 9th, 2011 | #103 |
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From Jewtube:
fuckin great band pity their racists...
AVENGEDRESPECT 11 months ago You'd have to see it on there though: http://youtu.be/tGWEEpepNp4?t=1s I find it funny how these faggots complain about the band being "racist." Don't fucking listen to it then, you shits. |
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From RevoltingLeft:
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When will these idiots realize or admit that they are in fact racist, racist against people of European descent [White people]? They are also sexist against [White] males. |
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September 16th, 2011 | #105 |
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September 19th, 2011 | #106 |
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Fortune Cookie Wisdom (actually received):
Life is short, make fun of it! |
September 24th, 2011 | #107 |
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From Retardleft
I was born into a male body with a brain that was absolutely female. I have always known this as ashamed as I was about it most my life.
- Whenever I hear "female brain" I think "Negro brain". What constitutes a "female brain"? http://www.revleft.com/vb/scientific...09#post2197109 |
September 28th, 2011 | #108 |
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Recent headline: "Top economists say circumcision not best anti-HIV tactic"
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October 9th, 2011 | #109 |
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'Black Riders Liberation Party'
Hear General T.A.C.O. fight the white supremacist colonialism that oppresses people of color.
http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=133597 |
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sugarplumprincess -- I think that criminals are part of the 99% and deserve to have their voices heard as well. I can understand the, well, skeeviness of having a sex offender hanging out, but I get grumpy when people are all up in arms about criminals participating in things like this. Be declaring an entire group of people are unwanted protestors, I feel we're creating injustice when we're trying to fight injustices. wizard of xxxx -- Yep, if you're protesting for everybody's rights, expect EVERYBODY to show up. Even those you might have problems with. herecomesth3sun -- Truth. The way we treats former criminals in this country is terrible, and only further perpetuates the cycle of crime and poverty. http://jezebel.com/5850478/sex-offen...and?tag=occupy |
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October 22nd, 2011 | #111 |
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We need a monarchy! A absolute feudalistic and theocratic monarchy! The people should be the King's the aristocracy's and clergy's servants. The king should be the pope, as he has the holy blood and genes of god!
It should also be totalitarian! With the church hunting down those who want to weaken the Holy Empire of Osterreich with liberal and socialist values! Capitalism and socialism should be destroyed and there should be feudalism! http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t839019-2/#post9663271 |
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Worthy of Jezebel, itz. If only this cat were this funny when he's actually trying to be.
---------------- One More Reason To Hate Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland My friend and I dine out together about five times a week and, because we live in the same neighborhood, we tend to eat at the same two places over and over. One day we were eating at one of the places and, over my friend’s shoulder on the television, is a Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney film. He can’t see it, but I can, and it’s one of those bullshit, “Hey, let’s do a show in the barn” movies. Everyone is all happy, smiling, and energetic. Of course that’s because the studio had those two so balled out on speed that they thought every day was Saturday. People always talk about how tragic it was that the studio had to put two young talents on all those drugs. I always thought it was tragic that all those drugs didn’t take those two young talents out earlier … but I digress. I say to my friend, “God, I hate those two.” He looks over his shoulder, and then we proceed to riff for a few minutes on our shared hatred for these two iconic Hollywood assholes. At one point I look up, and there is a huge, I mean gigantic, musical number going on. There must have been at least a hundred cast members dancing and singing their little heads off, with Judy and Mickey right in the center, mugging and smiling away. Everyone is in black face. I decide it best not to point this out to my friend because he is black. I begin to panic. What do I do? Do I point this out to him? Do I ignore it? Perhaps make some clever quip like, “Hey, the white man is humiliating your race publicly yet again.” That doesn’t seem like that will calm this potential shit fire. So, I try to keep the conversation going so that my friend will keep looking at me until the end of the musical number. It seems as if ten or fifteen minutes have passed, and the whole time Judy and Mickey are “Sambo-ing” it up over my buddy’s shoulder. My friend scoops a big ol’ fork full into his mouth, turns his head, sees the TV, stops mid chew, then looks at me, and says, “You weren’t going to tell me about this?” No pun intended, my face goes white and I stammer, “I didn’t know what to say.” He puts his fork down. “Ah, man. I don’t know if I can eat here anymore.” We then finished our dinner in silence. I felt horrible for not taking action. Part of me felt like I should apologize, but I’m not the asshole who made the movie or put on the black face, or the idiot who was dumb enough to put it on a television in a public place filled with every shade of brown in Los Angeles. My friend and I have yet to dine at that establishment again. He is one of my best friends, but now every time we hang out, Mickey and Judy sit in the center of my brain, wearing black face and mocking me. Now I have a real reason to really hate those two. http://mattdwyer.tumblr.com/post/704...d-judy-garland |
October 31st, 2011 | #113 |
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Oooh, I loved my Subaru!!, and I am not even a lesbian!
Good comments. . ."The Cult of Subaru" http://www.fridaypuppy.com/index.php...ult-of-subaru/ |
October 31st, 2011 | #114 |
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Dumb nigger robs store with cop standing right behind.
Story and video here: http://consumerist.com/2011/10/dont-...ehind-you.html
Some comments: What? No crazy's making Obama cracks yet? Where are all the racists assholes? I guess I've gotten too used to all the other websites on the internet. :/ - Another exhibit towards to crumbling education system in america.... . |
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4 STARS
-------- "I will promote your product bcause it is very good" October 5, 2011 | By EthelbertEze Version: Matlab R2009a Pros Interesting parkage. Cons I am deaply concerned on this because of the advantages involved. Summary If I am given the opportunity, I'll make sure every student in Africa is using your product. Read more: Matlab - Free software downloads and software reviews - CNET Download.com http://download.cnet.com/Matlab/3000...#ixzz1ck3sfKYq |
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cats make any commercial better. unless it's about animal abuse.
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The place [Butte, MT] scares the hell out of me, they have a big white 90 foot statue of christ or something up on the mountain above town and that thing freaks me out. Its just up there looking down at you all the time like your doing something wrong.
Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/monta...#ixzz1cyPZnvKj 'Our Lady of the Rockies' |
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November 18th, 2011 | #119 |
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The FACTS may surprise you. Adolf Hitler = Charles Darwin: http://www.coralridge.org/darwin/con...D=crm&ec=I1301 |
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