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Old April 2nd, 2011 #703
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A guy goes into a bar, where there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."


The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, mathematics, and medical technology


The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"


The guy says, "Martini."


Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,


"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."


The robot then starts to talk about baseball, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.


The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?"


The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.


The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"


The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,"So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
 
Old April 2nd, 2011 #704
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Harry, unemployed, loses an eye in an auto accident. Knowing that the poor uninsured slob cannot afford a cost-prohibitive artificial glass eye, a surgeon offers to fit him with a much cheaper wood eye instead. Harry takes him up on the offer and the surgery is successfully performed. But, due to his self-consciousness over his new wood eye -- one that Harry believes every stranger he meets knows to be phoney -- he withdraws into a shell and abandons any and all social activities. His good friend Jeff, feeling sorry for his one-time party animal buddy, tells him of a dance coming up at the local VFW hall and urges him to attend for the sake of his own mental health. After much cajoling, Harry finally agrees to attend the social and before you know it the big night has arrived...

Harry spends most of the evening with his hands in his pockets, looking down at his shoes while most folks at the event are dancing and boozing their asses off. Eventually he spots a 300 lb. porker of a wallflower sitting all by her lonesome on a folding chair against the wall. Harry figures, "Fuck it...might as well give it a shot, seeing as how I spent $10 to get into this dump in the first place...Besides I won't give a shit if a pig like that does turn me down." So, he slowly shuffles on over to "little" Miss Lonesome and says in a low, almost groveling voice, "Ehh, excuse me, but...would you, um...would you like to dance?" The porker jumps up excitedly, clasps her hands together, and replies, "Would I?...Would I?!" Harry: "Fat bitch! Fat bitch!"
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Old April 13th, 2011 #710
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Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in their May issue... Michelle Obama was offered 5 bucks from National Geographic.
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Old April 19th, 2011 #713
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Old April 19th, 2011 #716
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Old April 21st, 2011 #718
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I hear now that the emperor is letting an altar for the force set up in the same system as the death star was in! ridiculous! Those jedi hate our way of life and they should go back to dagobah!
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