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February 24th, 2013 | #221 |
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I took my dog to Centerlink today and asked it to be put on the Dole. The attendent behind the counter Said "I can't give the dole to your dog sir!". I exclaimed "why not? He's Brown , smelly and can't speak any English". The man behind the counter's face lit up and said " Allright! The payment will be in the account on monday"!
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February 25th, 2013 | #223 |
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DON'T BUY THIS PRODUCT Review by Geo
This products is not worth buying I bought these home buttons and I put one of them on my iPhone 5 then I wanted to take it off because it scratched a lot I thought it would not scratch because it said it was scratch resistant then I tried taking it off and it was really hard to take off then when I finally took it off as I was looking around the home button it looked like the spigen aluminum home button has actually scratched the home button of my iPhone 5 and I am really mad that it scratched it also I have this product on my iPad 3 and also my iPad mini so I don't know if the real home got scratched on my iPad 3 and my iPad mini also the spigen alumnium home buttons on them has gotten scratched on daily use. |
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The driver was a black woman.
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March 6th, 2013 | #228 |
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Resurrection eggs Teaching Kids About Easter in a Fun and Relvant Way!
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March 27th, 2013 | #232 |
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What's with the monkey paw? Some kind of ancient voodoo ritual?
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March 29th, 2013 | #234 |
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I think this one might be sarcasm, but maybe not. |
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