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April 7th, 2009 | #242 |
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Mount Nigmore ?
I-90 will be closed this weekend across South Dakota.
They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal so they can add Obama to Mt.Rushmore!
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April 14th, 2009 | #244 |
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I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
It was a short line, thankfully -- just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars -- and she was 'a little irritated' to say the least. She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday I get two-hunat dolla fo yen, today I get hunat eighty....why it change?!" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".... The Asian lady says, "Ah, fluc you white people too!!"
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April 18th, 2009 | #246 |
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Biden Offered as Hostage:
In his Saturday radio address, President Barack Obama told Somali pirates he is sending Vice-President Joe Biden to meet with them aboard their dinghy to resolve the crisis. ''I will not be held hostage to a situation that was allowed to grow and fester under the previous administration. President Bush never reached out to the Somali pirate community; instead, he arrogantly dismissed them as barbarians and thieves.'' The President said the high seas entrepreneurs mistakenly targeted a U. S. Flagged vessel because of dense fog caused by global warming. He has authorized Vice-President Biden to share the Navy’s ship identification technology with pirates to avoid a repeat of the incident. In addition, the President said he is prepared to meet the pirates at the White House for talks. ''I fully acknowledge that decades of American imperialism have led us to this point,'' the President continued. ''However, this all must come to an end by the Sunday morning talk shows. If that deadline passes with no resolution, I will order the American warships to withdraw, leaving Joe Biden in that lifeboat with the pirates until they come to their senses and beg to be rescued themselves. The choice is theirs.''
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May 16th, 2009 | #257 |
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May 20th, 2009 | #258 |
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Who will fuck first? Guests or hosts?
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