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On second thought, I don't know wtf I'm "lolling" about: this reminds me of a disgusting little anecdote the "Reverend" Jesse Jackson was quite fond of relating whenever speaking at black colleges. He told of how, while attending North Carolina A&T University in the early 1960s, he worked at a fast food joint in order to pay his tuition. Whenever a White customer ordered a burger or fries, Jackson would spit into their food before wrapping and serving it to them. The reaction of his chimp-college listeners when told this charming little tale? Uproarious laughter; rolling in the aisles...what else?
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October 6th, 2013 | #1905 |
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
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October 7th, 2013 | #1906 |
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October 8th, 2013 | #1908 |
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October 10th, 2013 | #1910 |
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Now who the hell says VNNF is just teeming with "male chauvinist pigs"? Huh? Who? I'll have you judeofeminists know that I'm 100% in back of women on the move!
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October 13th, 2013 | #1913 |
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English, for ya
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October 13th, 2013 | #1914 |
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Only the first and last of those four actually makes sense.
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October 14th, 2013 | #1915 |
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October 15th, 2013 | #1917 |
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I am selling my Deuce!
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October 16th, 2013 | #1919 |
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Seen at a local bank, that crater is about 8" deep.
No wonder those women are so bitchy, none of them want to be, 'employee of the month.'
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October 17th, 2013 | #1920 |
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Mugshot fail!
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