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Old February 27th, 2015 #121
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I know we have a Stevie Wonder fan here on VNNUK so this seems an appropriate "story" for the Friday night thread.

Stevie Wonder isnt blind

We all know that Stevie Wonder is blind but that isn't stopping him from gearing up to compete on “Dancing With The Stars”.

Posted to flush the Stevie Wonder fan out. Does the fan's name begin with "D"?
 
Old February 27th, 2015 #122
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Stevie Wonder isnt blind

We all know that Stevie Wonder is blind but that isn't stopping him from gearing up to compete on “Dancing With The Stars”.

Posted to flush the Stevie Wonder fan out. Does the fan's name begin with "D"?
I presume it is a reference for my fond memory of sweep the glove puppet's impersonation of wonder during his beaded corn braids period . One wonders if this Bev blighter does not have a hard copy folder containing ones every utterance
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Old February 27th, 2015 #123
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I presume it is a reference for my fond memory of sweep the glove puppet's impersonation of wonder during his beaded corn braids period . One wonders if this Bev blighter does not have a hard copy folder containing ones every utterance
It actually wasn't aimed at you, Mr Paranoid. I'd completely forgotten you once said he was hot.

No, we do apparently have a genuine Wonder fan. Up to him/her if he/she wants to admit it.

(no, not D. Not unless there's two of them. Is that him actually driving? I genuinely thought he was blind.)
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Old February 27th, 2015 #124
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Q) why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

A) cuz he doesn't know he's a nigger.
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fuck you, nigger lover!

(you know who you are.)
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After party leaders said they would debate an ‘Empty Chair’ if David Cameron didn’t attend the leaders debates, the empty chair has confirmed that it will be too busy to take part.

“I’ve got better things to do”, said that chair in a statement.

“Whilst I understand that Nick Clegg, Ed Miliband and Nigel Farage have plenty of time on their hands, I am very busy supporting the hard-working bums of Britain.”

“The chair is frit”, said Nigel Farage, tellingly using a turn of phrase which has been archaic for decades.

“Frit, I say”, he continued, compounding his error.

Labour leader Ed Miliband attacked the chair for “not having a leg to stand on”, and then was rendered speechless and unhappy when a spokesman for the chair got a loud laugh by responding that it actually had four.

Of the three, LibDem leader Nick Clegg was the most stinging in his rebukes of the chair.

He said, “What the voters of Britain need to realise is that we don’t need the chair.”

“I have spent five years in government just standing around without a chair.”

“I haven’t needed a chair in all the years I’ve spent hanging around outside David Cameron’s office hoping for a quick chat about electoral reform, and we don’t need one now. So there.”

At time of writing the empty chair was reported to be propping a door open, which observers remarked made it more useful and a better candidate for Prime Minister than any of the other three challengers.
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its carnage at Dundalk and Wolverhampton anything but quiet
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its carnage at Dundalk and Wolverhampton anything but quiet


eta Never mind - figured it out.
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Lets get rich
17.15 Cheltenham Little Jon each way four places currently 14-1
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Just to queer the pitch and why I don't like public tipping word is Killala Quay at 20-1 is the one to be on calls for a dutch methinks
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Just to queer the pitch and why I don't like public tipping word is Killala Quay at 20-1 is the one to be on calls for a dutch methinks
Keep the tips coming over the festival you Irish sure do know you're Horses I'll give you that.
 
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Just to queer the pitch and why I don't like public tipping word is Killala Quay at 20-1 is the one to be on calls for a dutch methinks
1 Irish Cavalier (P Townend) 11-1
2 Thomas Crapper (C Poste) 6-1 Fav
3 Generous Ransom (D A Jacob) 8-1
4 Horizontal Speed (R Johnson) 12-1
 
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Just to queer the pitch and why I don't like public tipping word is Killala Quay at 20-1 is the one to be on calls for a dutch methinks
Have you had any winners over the festival? Please don't retort with some shite comment just speak normal Andrew.Iv'e had two winner so far.
 
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A bit early I know, however tomorrow at Lingfield in the 15.25 runs the incredibly apt name for VNN MUHDIQ who the commentator calls as mewd - ik but those familiar with the deviants that dog this forum know is "muhdik". That said it is a kingmambo bay gelding with a good sprint jockey a crap trainer and a bad draw Can he win ? He should do - on breeding he has the right profile compared to the other horses running
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Turns out it was British WW2 armed forces sweetheart Vera Lynn's birthday today. She's 98.
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I was seeking Davy Jones and the monkees version of Daydream Believer and ended up with this codswallop by Bevs old mate
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/all-nat...-w-david-jones
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How many millions of search results did you have to go through before just happening to find yourself there?
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How many millions of search results did you have to go through before just happening to find yourself there?
Could be the old lap top has a trending application embedded. I only listened to the first bit a complete fiasco with the yank torturing Leicester
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Turns out it was British WW2 armed forces sweetheart Vera Lynn's birthday today. She's 98.
Essex bird.
I voted for her in the British bird shit thing.
 
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A bit early I know, however tomorrow at Lingfield in the 15.25 runs the incredibly apt name for VNN MUHDIQ who the commentator calls as mewd - ik but those familiar with the deviants that dog this forum know is "muhdik". That said it is a kingmambo bay gelding with a good sprint jockey a crap trainer and a bad draw Can he win ? He should do - on breeding he has the right profile compared to the other horses running
You never updated us on how this horse did and whether you won or not.
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