(#1 Jokes thread) Jokes, Humor - funny pictures...yust put it.

[bmwbiker]

[bmwbiker]

[Chad Wentworth]

[bmwbiker]

[William Hyde]

A monkey whose owner forced it to climb trees to retrieve coconuts apparently took revenge by throwing a coconut at the man and hitting him. The man died instantly. A Thailand newspaper reported that the owner, 48-year-old Leilit Janchoom, sold the coconuts for money and beat the monkey if it showed hesitance at climbing a tree. "It seemed lovable. We called him Brother Kwan!," said Janchoom's wife, who said the couple had bought the monkey for about the equivalent of $180.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unle...wer-monke.html

[bmwbiker]

ha ha ha

[Amy]

A kid after a visit to the dentist.

YouTube - David After Dentist

YouTube - David After Dentist

[bmwbiker]

loook at this president....ha ha aha

[William Hyde]

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

By Lester Haines

18th May 2005 12:04 GMT






The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05...ting_knickers/

[Amy]

[William Hyde]

THE OBAMA SYNDROME:



...it's the kids that suffer.

[bmwbiker]

[William Hyde]

I remember that Star Trek episode well, it was: "patterns of force" - I first saw it when I was a little kid. Even then I was fascinated by Nazis !

[bmwbiker]

Originally Posted by Wild_Bill_Hyde

I remember that Star Trek episode well, it was: "patterns of force" - I first saw it when I was a little kid. Even then I was fascinated by Nazis !

Everybody love Nazis!!!!!

Becouse they are so good, fair, honest, currage!!!! and off course..white!!!

[William Hyde]

New Ice Cream flavor
In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Baskin-Robbins
Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road".

Barocky Road is a blend of half-Vanilla, half-Chocolate, and
surrounded by Nuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix
is
not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful
cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the
person in line behind you.
Thus, you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding
an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?

[William Hyde]

[Cernunnos]

[bmwbiker]

[William Hyde]

Originally Posted by bmwbiker

...gee I'll bet she's popular! I've gotten kind of cynical about love of late, but if she's single - I could see how she may restore my faith in 'romance'.

[William Hyde]