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June 30th, 2011
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Banned
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A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down." |
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July 1st, 2011
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Senior Member
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No time for the old in 'n out, love. I've just come to read the meter. |
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July 2nd, 2011
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racial profiling
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July 4th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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July 4th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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July 5th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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July 5th, 2011
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July 7th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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July 8th, 2011
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Senior Member
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Good booze and good music will not bring a man back. Tried.
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July 8th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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 FLINN SCIENTIFIC INC. "Your Safer Source for Science Supplies" Last edited by Leonard Rouse; July 8th, 2011 at 02:43 PM. |
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July 8th, 2011
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Bread and Circuses
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Haha! The chimp unloaded the AK-47 on the Africoons. Not even Apes like NIGGERS.
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Only force rules. Force is the first law - Adolf H. http://erectuswalksamongst.us/ http://tinyurl.com/cglnpdj Man has become great through struggle - Adolf H. http://tinyurl.com/mo92r4z Strength lies not in defense but in attack - Adolf H. |
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July 9th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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July 9th, 2011
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Why Men Die First
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Experience molds perception. |
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July 10th, 2011
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Someday Never Comes
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“We’re the slaves of the phony leaders - Breathe the air we have blown you!” |
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July 10th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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Still funny after all these years:
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July 10th, 2011
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Senior Member
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Location: Northwest Montana
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Old joke
Q- Why do police dogs lick their ass?
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July 10th, 2011
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#817 |
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Bread and Circuses
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Throw the Jew Down the Well!!
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Only force rules. Force is the first law - Adolf H. http://erectuswalksamongst.us/ http://tinyurl.com/cglnpdj Man has become great through struggle - Adolf H. http://tinyurl.com/mo92r4z Strength lies not in defense but in attack - Adolf H. |
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July 16th, 2011
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Banned
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A Swedish Unintentional Comedy as SAAB Creates a Brand for the White European Peoples.
A Swedish unintentional comedy as SAAB creates a brand for the White European peoples. For anyone who knows a SAAB pilot or anyone that has ever driven a SAAB.
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July 17th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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July 17th, 2011
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Celebrating My Diversity
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