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Old January 2nd, 2020 #2501
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Old January 2nd, 2020 #2502
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Old March 9th, 2020 #2508
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The difference between men and women:

When men lie, they say, "Gee, honey, I love you."

When women lie, they say, "Gee, honey, size doesn't matter."
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Old March 10th, 2020 #2509
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Most times its when she starts the sentence with "a man once told me ..."

What do you do when you notice your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.
 
Old March 11th, 2020 #2510
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Old March 25th, 2020 #2513
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This is a somewhat older joke but you'll figure it out...

A reporter sees a Chinaman, a Russian, an American, and an Israeli on a street corner. He asks, "Could you tell me your opinion of the meat shortage, please?"

The Chinaman: What's "opinion"?
The Russian: What's "meat"?
The American: What's "shortage"?
The Israeli: What's "please"?
 
Old March 26th, 2020 #2514
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Why did the musician come to work a half hour late?

Because the conductor told him to show up a seven o'clock sharp.
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Old April 15th, 2020 #2517
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hilarious vid posted on White student unions FB page..
nigger beating its piece of shit mudshark for what sound like cheating with another nigger.. hard to tell what its saying but at least a mudshark suffers..

https://www.facebook.com/CuminForEve...4NDAyODEwODE2/
 
Old April 17th, 2020 #2518
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