Special* Joke Thread

[Nick Apleece]

Pomeranians a girl dog?
I'm getting a pom puppy and my husband seems to think they are dogs for girls. He kinda looks at me funny when I say our dog. lol. Who else is with me when I say that it's not just for women?

Not purely discontextual since it's a thread from Stormfront. It does prove that that's where the real revolutionaries hang out. Stormfront is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[Leonard Rouse]

• lieutenant columbo Today 06:45 PM

Carolina and OHIO STATE would be a good match. Something like OHIO STATE and michigan. Laugh BUG Laugh!!!. lyb.

Reply • cocky102669 15 minutes ago in reply to lieutenant columbo

Yeah like the last 2 times we kiked some buckeye in a bowl game! Cocky


Read more: http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/11/...#ixzz16dE9VgVa

[Brad]

Originally Posted by Alex Linder

What's a 'skranger'?

Sorry, I get my British colloquialisms, which I love, mixed up sometimes.

I must've crossed 'skrag' -

A girl that is either a: chav, hoe, bitch, slut, dirty, skanky and generally not very nice.

With 'minger' -

Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challenging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Or-

Someone with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.



Anyway, if Skranger's not a word, it ought to be!
Although I did find a close equivalent to 'skranger' & that is- skranga:
Short for skin ranga. Refers to someone wearing too much fake tan therefore making them orange.

[George Witzgall]

YouTube - Feb 24 2010 launching video.mp4

YouTube - Feb 24 2010 launching video.mp4

You must watch the first 3 minutes.

Oh what a waste of a life my life is. But what a glorious waste!

Eat, drink, and be merry!!!

[John MacMillan]

Woods crawling on the ground. (Note that his head is not on fire, it's from the background)

[Alex Linder]

The Origins of ‘Racism’

The curious beginnings of a useless word.

by Samuel Francis

[Leonard Rouse]

Originally Posted by Alex Linder

The Origins of ‘Racism’

The curious beginnings of a useless word.

by Samuel Francis

Talk about not getting it. Canny Sammy's professional career was destroyed because of it, and he may have died because of health complications brought-on from trying vainly to avoid effects of being tarred with this "useless word."

Not funny ha-ha. Funny sad. And Francis was a very smart guy, nominally, which makes it that much more funny and sad.

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by Leonard Rouse

Talk about not getting it. Canny Sammy's professional career was destroyed because of it, and he may have died because of health complications brought-on from trying vainly to avoid effects of being tarred with this "useless word."

Not funny ha-ha. Funny sad. And Francis was a very smart guy, nominally, which makes it that much more funny and sad.

That's the problem with cons. Everything is written under the assumption there's some benevolent presiding judge overlooking things, awarding debater's points to those who play fairly. Stupid goofball. If there was a more useful political term than racism, I don't know what it would be. Maybe freedom, equality, but that's about it. Definitely top-5 conceptual scams of all time.

[Alex Linder]

To conservatives, losing is both an art form and a virtue.

[Leonard Rouse]

Gary Danielson (of CBS's Diploma Mill Niggerball telecasts):

Originally Posted by paraphrased

. . .it (the Cam Newton scam situation) hasn't been a distraction. I don't believe it's had any effect on Auburn's performance whatsoever. In fact, I think it's had a positive effect. . .

[Alex Linder]

And yes, I have heard of hyperbole before, but it's just not a particularly good simile, especially because I'm not even certain cats can be raped since we don't know how cat provide consent (if you want to get technical about it)

http://jezebel.com/5711440/fuck-you-charlie-brown

[N.M. Valdez]

"White supremacy"

[MikeTodd]

"Noble Redman"

[Alex Linder]

Has it been mentioned yet that not all men have penises and not all people with penises are men? The conflation of manhood and possession of a penis troubles me, especially on such a site as this.

http://jezebel.com/5710629/why-do-st...bian-is-easier

[Vijay Coomar]

*VNN and freedom of speech*

[N.M. Valdez]

Originally Posted by MikeTodd

"Noble Redman"

"KikeFrog's posts"

[Alex Linder]

[even for jezebel, whose standards are pie in the sky high, this is pretty damn near comedically insuperable]

@Caputloosa: Hummingbirds are my greatest fear (seriously. I know it's ridiculous intellectually, but they're just so twitchy and have needles on the front of their faces!) and those look especially sinister.

@SunburnedCounsel: Seriously? I freaking love hummingbirds. I could sit out in my back yard for hours watching them fly around and eat from their feeders.

@feathernotdot: totally serious. I know other people love them, but my great fear, because eyes look liquid to them, is one flying into my eye. I have to wear sunglasses if I think they might even be anywhere around. The way they move makes shivers go down my spine

[Signe]

Originally Posted by Alex Linder

@SunburnedCounsel: Seriously? I freaking love hummingbirds. I could sit out in my back yard for hours watching them fly around and eat from their feeders.

http://www.break.com/tv-shows/saturd...ur-626277.html

I know I'm not playing by the rules but I couldn't help it

[Alex Linder]

One of the things that might be helpful is to work on being angry. You don't have to start a riot, but the next time something makes you feel bad about body hair, even if it's just a random thought that floats through your mind, make a conscious effort to think, "This is wrong. Body hair is natural and beautiful, like any other part of a healthy human body. Anyone who says differently, or encourages others to say so, is perpetuating a cruel cycle."

["perpetuating a cruel cycle!" oh...izagonna use that one.]

[Alex Linder]

*there is nothing weirder than waking up to find a couple teenagers poking at your armpit hair with confused looks. This has happened more than once.