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January 23rd, 2009 | #63 |
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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. IT ALL GOES TO THE SAME PLACE ANYWAY. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRE SSURE ON YOUR VEINS. EVEN GEORGE WASHINGTON DID THIS! REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. |
January 26th, 2009 | #65 |
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SIPHO'S DAY AT THE SPA
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January 28th, 2009 | #67 |
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SOUTH AFRICAN CELL PHONE
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January 28th, 2009 | #68 |
Pussy Bünd "Commander"
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Zippidy-doo-dah...
...zippidy-day!
That kaffir reminds me of Uncle Remus!
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January 30th, 2009 | #72 |
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Woman swallowed whole by leopard
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January 30th, 2009 | #73 |
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Funny Australian Beer Commercial that YouTube calls Racist:
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January 30th, 2009 | #74 |
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Mmmmm Racist Jello !
...I want some!
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January 30th, 2009 | #75 |
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Racist McDonalds Commercial ...
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January 30th, 2009 | #76 |
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Ok here goes
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January 30th, 2009 | #77 |
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My fellow citizens, here's what i did to you for 8 years
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January 30th, 2009 | #78 |
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Mike mazzones hand?
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January 30th, 2009 | #79 |
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