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Jew Jokes
Little Sarah swallows a $1 coin.
"Quick!", shouts her mother, "Send for a doctor!" "Doctor? Rubbish!", shouts her father, "Send for Abraham Goldberg! He can get money out of anybody!" Amongst the survivors after the sinking of the Titanic, there's two Jews in the swirling water; one can swim, but the other can't. The Jew who can swim grabs a piece of passing wood, and tries to get across to the other Jew to help him stay afloat, but the current is too strong and he can't reach him. So he yells out to the struggling Jew: "Can you float alone?" The other Jew shouts back: "This is no time to be discussing business!" Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Israel and Abraham find themselves on the same overturned lifeboat. The water is freezing, sharks are cruising by, and the boat is slowly sinking. "Oh, well" said Israel, "It could have been worse". "Worse? How could it be worse?", screamed Abraham. "Well, we could have bought return tickets!" |
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October 15th, 2012 | #1305 |
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Genie
Two queers were walking along the beach and find a magic lantern. The genie says, "You may have three wishes, but since you're queers, you have to share them."
So the first queer wishes to be the richest man in the world. In an instant its done. The second wishes for a lush mansion. Instantly, it's done. They agree to save the third wish until they decide what they want. Later that night they are in their new mansion enjoying their good fortune when they hear a mob outside. They look out to see an angry mob of KKK. Trembling with fear, one of the queers says, "we better use that third wish!" The other replies, "I already did. I wished we were both hung like niggers."
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[quote=Soldatul Vostru;1451166][center]
And speaking of Ronald McDonald... Did ya hear that he was arrested for child molestation? They say he tried to stuff his big mac into a small fry. *rimshot* ((( )))
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We need more of this in society
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Look at this fucktard!
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